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Ha! I really dislike this phrase, “are you awake yet?” It’s right up there with, “are you starting to understand?” The meme, the article, the comment thinks it has found the magic knowledge, the top secret clue that links it all together and provides a grand revelation.

See the problem is I have “been awake” for so long and “starting to understand” for so many years, that really all I’m looking for today a nice hot cup of tea and a hammock in the shade. Rather than be awake, I was kind of hoping to take a little nap, maybe fall asleep reading a good book?

I now have far more knowledge than any human being can legitimately carry around. A young fellow objected to that statement, thinking I was somehow bragging. A bit amusing, but the fact that he thought having more knowledge than you could handle was a good thing, means he simply doesn’t yet.

Recently somebody smart on the internet, (like ‘smart on the internet’ isn’t a complete oxymoron) but recently someone pointed out, “do you ever notice how all the people arguing that correlation does not imply causation are now dead?” Oh, now there’s some dark humor! I do indeed. I have noticed precisely that.

“The phrase “correlation does not imply causation” refers to the inability to legitimately deduce a cause-and-effect relationship between two events or variables….”

This statement was super popular before covid hit and I’ve always hated it. I mean, read it in it’s literal form and it basically a rather clever form of brainwashing. It sounds very highbrow, intelligent, and academic but it basically means you can’t trust your instincts, your lying eyes, or the pattern of events and behavior you see before you. Just trust us instead.

Uh yeah, that would be a big “No.”

The other one we need to toss is, “you’re just confirming your own biases.” Uhm, well yes! I’ve written before about how “confirmation bias” was once a really good thing. In psychology it had to do with thinking positively, with going forth and making good things happen for yourself. In science “conformation bias” might even be called attempting to prove a theory or a hypothesis. Can you imagine not even having a theory to prove or disapprove, proceeding to not want to be judgy with the facts, and finally declaring, oh well, correlation does not imply causation.

Actually one doesn’t even have to imagine such things, we’ve been living in it for several years now.

Naturally no one will take my advice, but I’m going to give it anyway. Confirm your own bias because that’s a good thing and 99.9% of the time correlation does indeed imply causation. Also, find yourself a cup of tea, a good book, a hammock, and take a nap. Life is not for the faint of heart and you need lots of time to relax and recover.