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Howard Stern called, he’d like his public decency back. I’m not even kidding, but I am kind of gobsmacked at the hubris and hypocrisy. For those who don’t know, Howard Stern is well known for his decades long complete lack of public decency. Apparently the man is currently pearl clutching over the heterosexual behavior of  Rep. Lauren Boebert while on a date.

Speaking of pearl clutchers, Pastor Wilson also wrote about, “Sexual Shenanigans in High Places.” I don’t wish to be unkind or judgy here, I’m just saying the good pastor wrote a novel called “Ride, Sally Ride” about sex robots, for crying out loud. That book offended me deeply, not because it has (gasp) sex in it, but because it unwittingly revealed that some men aren’t even aware that breathing women have actual souls. I now have the urge to invest in AI and sex robots to hurry this process along so these men can just have their Stepford Wives fantasy and leave the real woman in peace.

Also, Russell Brand is in some kind of sexual history mess, either a targeted attack by the media and powers that be or else his lurid past coming back to haunt him. I have no idea, but I do know that you can now publicly vote on the matter, since the court of public opinion is obviously a highly moral and reliable way of discerning the truth.

Apparently Cardi B has also gotten into the game by recently disclosing or defending that she once had to make a living so she would just drug and rob men because you know, she could. Also, they all consented or something. Psychopaths R us, and narcissists too, apparently.

My town’s mayor is currently being called out for being well, a product of his modern environment I suppose. He says some pretty vile things publicly in what can only be described as having a complete lack of public decency and zero professionalism. One faithful soul collected all the mayor’s tweets and comments and insisted they be read into the city council’s public record. His point is like, hey, this is not behavior befitting an elected public official. He is quite right of course and I appreciate the effort, it is just that public decency died a long time ago.

Ai yi yi. Regardless of all this pop culture nonsense, I am so incredibly bored with the weird, perverse American cultural perception of sex. It’s this really twisted distortion of Puritan values super imposed over triple X pornography 24/7. It’s a convoluted mess of extreme sexual repression, shame, and a desire to be caught in the act, watched, and punished for it. Let me tell you, Victorian England and Nazi Germany had nothing on America’s modern perverse and distorted sexual dysfunction.

And by “bored,” I mean disgusted, frustrated, sad, powerless, and just plain tired. I’m tired mostly of people attacking one another, playing cancel culture, applying litmus tests, shaming sexual behavior, and acting as if we are all righteous and therefore worthy of disqualifying all the alleged undesirables. I miss the days when we valued privacy.