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A man tried to hold the door open for me today. Obviously he’s sexist and thinks
I don’t know how to open doors.
I am entitled to free birth control in my health care policy. So what if Granny has to pay for her own heart
medication? Not.My.Problem. #WarOnWomen!
People do not appreciate my work. I sent out half a dozen tweets to #SaveOurGirls and nobody has validated my
commitment to women and girl’s education. I care more than anybody else. I clicked “like” didn’t I?
I’m a US Congresscritter with a hand knitted, stuffed uterus on my desk and people do not show me the respect
I deserve. Yesterday I wore my ovary hat and people just averted their eyes.
I hate the word bossy! It’s sexist! Ban it!
I posted nine selfies on facebook yesterday. Why won’t people just leave me alone?
I feel like everybody is staring at me.
I read a politically incorrect blog today that made me uncomfortable. Trigger! I feel so violated.
I should not be burdened with clicking it away, they should be removed from the intertoobz.
I’m entitled to equal pay for equal work, even though I take 6 months off to find myself, have babies,
get married, and work in traditonally female dominated professions anyway.
I am 50 thousand in debt for my education in art sustainability and nobody will hire me as a CEO.
My student debt should be forgiven.
I am the most tolerant person ever. When a Muslim guy kills his wife, I am entitled to point fingers at…
rabid right wing Christians. I am so not an Islamaphobe. Besides, everyone knows Christians are sexist.
I walked by a bunch of men today wearing my lime green fishnets and a safety pin through my eyebrow and they
stared at me! Men should never, ever look at me without my consent, even on a public street. I am so oppressed.
Everybody in America should be mandated to have nine cats so nobody can call me a crazy cat lady.
We need more cat rescues…and a cat tax because I feel bad for the kitties.
I hate men! They’re pathetic….oh gawd, I’m so tired of being single.
Fat acceptance is a feminist issue! Men should not be allowed to desire thin women, ever. It makes fat women
feel bad… No, I’d never date a short guy, do you think I want to look like an idiot when I’m wearing heels?
Ah, the trials and tribulations of first world feminism, walking face first into walls one comment at a time.
No, I didn’t make any of these up and yes, I suspect the world ends soon. Either that or we all stampede
ourselves off a cliff like a bunch of wildebeests at a pro-choice demonstration.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
See, there's this thing called biology... 
Folk really believe what they say. And every thought folk have shouldn’t be said.
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I am! I’m the Fairest of Them All! Me! Me, me, me, me, me…
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Just a wee bit self absorbed, aren’t we? Thanks for the reblog, much appreciated 🙂
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Well, If I had to be Absorbed with Someone, Who better than…. ME! MEEeeeeeeEeeee! ME, me, me, me, me….
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Reblogged this on makeaneffort and commented:
Ha! Love this.
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So enough about me let’s talk about you. What do you thing of ME?
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LOL, yes, let’s talk about ME some more!
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I could not stop laughing. So true.
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This sums up every feminist I’ve ever encountered in my blogging life on tumblr. I especially love the fat acceptance remark.
So this is how the world ends: not with a bang but with a feminist.
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I would like very much to support your blog by leaving a comment because your thinking intrigues me and I find a lot of truth (for me) in what you write. However on this topic, I am afeared of even saying “Hi” lest I, as a male, be blown into the next continuum. This is a short way of saying that the world presents women with an apparent paradox and women present men with the same paradox. I’ll shut up now. Bwahahaha!
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Interactions between men and women are one of my favorite things. We really do exist like a kind of paradox, like mirror reflections of each other, opposites. Feminists however, attempt to smash the mirror that I like so much and sometimes it really irritates me.
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How about another one for the list:
“UGH, masculinity is so TOXIC! This is why we need feminism! HEY WAIT, a woman can be just as strong as a man! Women should be in more male-dominated professions! There should be more women in the army! If you wear skirts and high heels you’re not a REAL feminist!”
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Oh, absolutely. Men and masculinity are so toxic…..now reject the feminine and be more like a man!
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Or my personal favourite: “You can’t be a woman and a conservative!” Then they neglect that the first feminists who actually made significant, tangible changes for women were almost all conservative.
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You are so hilarious. But how do you get away with it?!? If I were to say those things I would be bogged down in critic’s comments for a week! Good on ya, Girl. Keep it up!!
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I heard a feminist argue that we should eliminate our military because they do destructive things.
Other countries should do this too, she added.
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Bloody hilariois. It is even funnier knowing these are not made up.
I have some additional I saw on Youtube.
1. I need feminism because people keep asking me why I need feminism
2. I need feminism because I am taught how not to get rape, when they should teach boys not to rape
3. I need feminism because my dad doesn’t do the laundry or wash dishes
Here Is The Logic
1. That explains absolutely nothing. “I need food because people keep asking me why I need food.” Do you see how silly this sounds? It is not a valid argument.
2. Rape is already culturally embedded in the lives of males and females, that it is wrong to rape. That is why we have laws against the crime. There are consequences, even if the male is falsely accused. There are minimal consequences if any, for the female accuser, upon discovering her false accusation. Nonetheless, there are many helpful tips to share with females, on how to remain alert and best protect themselves. Why are there no campaigns to teach people not to steal? There are laws against theft, so it is evident stealing is wrong. However, there are helpful tips provided on how one can be protect themselves from theft. More importantly, one questions these tips. But there is a problem giving tips to women on protecting themselves. This makes no sense. Lol
3. You need an ideology because your mom and dad made an agreement…interesting, that makes no sense. I am sure this simply involves them taking on different roles that these two consensual adult, came to an agreement. I am also sure he may work and she does not. That does not say he cannot help around the house, but to chalk this up to feminism–it lacks logic.
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Good ones! Sometimes feminism shows such a lack of logic, you simply have to laugh. I mean, I suppose you could cry or stand there scratching your head in puzzlement, but I suspect it’s better just to laugh.
How feminists can go from point A to point D without any stops in between, and still manage to rationalize it all, can be a bit disturbing. I frequently just want to ask, “are we orbiting on our own little planet today?” But of course that would be impolite, so I try not to ask too often 🙂
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I took a couple minutes today to read some of your posts and I found that you have a wonderful writing style. (Not that my opinion holds a massive amount of value in your life) However I would love to hear some more conclusions from you on the stuff you write about. Example: You don’t like loud and illogical Feminism or what Feminism has become, I agree, but how do we work to change the perception of feminism, should it be changed, how does one help?
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Thanks for stopping by and for your kind words.
“how do we work to change the perception of feminism, should it be changed, how does one help?”
Those are good questions, I’ll have to give them some more thought. Basically feminism has to change itself. In the meantime we can try to point out some of it’s flaws, expose some of the deceptions, and continue talking and blogging about it.
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Oh my god I love you! You’ve put it out into the world, all the stuff I have long thought about feminist thinking. Thank you!
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Sometimes when I read stuff feminists post, I’m not sure if they are being sarcastic or not. #BrokenSarcasmDetector
When you look at actual gender problems faced by women in actual 3rd world countires and you compare ranting and bitching of 1st world problems presented by yours truly feminists, it’s like comparing a mild flu with the worst strain of mutated ebola. Dear feminists, what you’re experiencing in 1st world countries is an annoyance, like a gum sticking to your shoe, or a random nose bleed, or a torn pants/shoe when you desperately have to get to work. But they are not real problems. That’s the reality.
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They whine like little girls. If they really want to be men, they should never complain.
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That’s a really good point, Madblog. When we decide to emulate men, I wonder why we don’t copy their good qualities? Like, I can do anything men can do, so I’ve decided to stop whining, be charming, and cultivate honor? It’s somewhat amusing if you think about it. “I am woman, hear me roar,” and yet while men may well roar on occasion, there are other aspects to their character, too.
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This is from seven visions that William Branham had in 1933:
Vision Five: The fifth scene that appeared involved the womanhood of the world. In this scene there appeared the fast moral decay of women. Starting back when she received her so-called liberty to enter into worldly affairs by means of the vote, she soon began to wear clothes that were too revealing. She bobbed her hair and adopted the clothing of men. Finally, the vision showed her all but stripped naked and she merely covered herself with a tiny apron about the size and shape of a fig leaf. With her womanhood so little valued, a terrible decay of all flesh came upon the earth and with it perversion even as set forth by the Word of God.
Vision Five Fulfillment: Since 1933, the role of women in society has changed dramatically, fulfilling this vision in many different ways, including:
Increased numbers of women in the work force, which has often left their kids growing up in daycare centers
Increased indecency in women’s fashions
Increased degradation of women’s bodies through body piercings, cuttings, and tattoos.
Shrinking size of women bathing suits to the point they are often smaller than a fig leaf in the front and virtually nude in the back
Destruction of the fruit of the womb through legalization of abortions in 1973
Gender confusion culminating in the legalization of same sex marriages in 2015
Exponential increase in witchcraft through movies and television programs
Exponential increase in the pornography industry since the introduction of Playboy magazine in 1953 (which now seems relatively tame)
http://z3news.com/w/woman-dominated-land-complete-power-people/
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Very humorous!! All the comments in your post should have a “said no successful person EVER” suffix attached to them!
I was thinking of the pattern as I was reading through those comments (and may make a post of this on my blog?):
1) Commiserate and conglomerate with people who are failures (or at the very least, epitomes of abandoned potential), and give yourselves all a shiny “smart” label
2) Collectively pick some “problem” that is altruistic and yet largely subjective
3) Artificially inflate and skew this problem to the level of fantasy or ridiculousness
4) Frothingly vilify all who call you out on it
5) Attach this problem to your core identity, and make it your only path to Significance as an emotional need…
…and then
6) Waste the rest of your life.
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Such is the way of the Occupy Protestor, the 2nd Amendment Zealot, the MRA’s, etc., and such is the way of the radical feminist. To me they are all in the same loser pit, and why they either hold back or outright ruin any cause they attach themselves to.
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Ha! Thank you for reading and for your kind words. I do hope you go on to write that post. 🙂
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You’re welcome IB, and I just did. 🙂 Hope you enjoy it.
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Love this post! If you have ever seen the movie ‘A Man Called Peter’ there is a scene at a youth rally, Catherine gets up to speak, and she addresses the young women in the audience and is one of the best speeches I have heard on being a woman and how we have stepped down from the place God made for us. I will not say all that she said but if you get an opportunity and haven’t scene the movie check it out. It is on the life of Peter Marshall. It is an oldie but one of my favorites.
I used to play that scene for my daughter and her friends when I was trying to teach them to respect themselves and to be happy to be a female, that they are special. Not created to be loud mouth, vulgar, lewd or bullies.
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These are made up and you know it. Others could lie about you and make a distorted caricature of you and your views and then invite mockery and disdain for you.
Engaging realistic, accurate points would be more appropriate for a self-identifying child of God, such as the Suffragettes believed women should have the right to vote, and conservative women mocked and ridiculed their efforts as well and resisted the changes they fought for but you vote now, don’t you? Had you lived back then, would you be leading men and women in ridiculing the Suffragettes and unfairly smearing them?
None of your post here is true. It’s all made up. You know it, too. Lies you tell about your enemy, the feminists, to deride them.
Stop voting, for one. Stop blogging, for another. Women don’t need to be blogging, but rather barefoot, pregnant, and making sandwiches in the kitchen. You want to revile feminism but you want the progressive and beneficial changes they brought you. Reverse any privilege or rights you have been afforded thanks to the efforts of feminists. The best would be if you stopped lying about feminism and making unfair, untrue hit pieces like this post of yours.
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