I was roaming about the intertoobz seeking blogging inspiration when I was totally scooped by the so called “real world.” I use the term “real” quite loosely because “clown world” is probably a more apt description. Sheesh, one hardly even knows what to say.
The former Speaker of the House has apparently summoned a priest to rid her house of evil spirits after her husband was attacked by an alleged “conspiracy theorist.” Ironically, there seems to be some debate among Catholics ranging from wondering if she needs psychiatric help to concerns that if an exorcism is actually conducted, she herself may disappear.
The dementia stricken elder the country has insisted on forcing to pretend to be leader of the free world, seems to be having challenges keeping track of top secret documents. Considering he has trouble keeping track of his own chair, I’m not surprised. I’m fairly certain that strongly worded speeches from all his handlers are not going to fix the situation. Charging them all with elder abuse might.
And naturally, while human beings, large stashes of fentanyl, and assorted other horrors flow freely across our borders, apparently we have decided to crack down on the very worst of it, egg smuggling. It seems as if some ingenious Americans have been sneaking across the border to buy cheap eggs, instead of just accepting the new mantra, “you will eat bugs and be happy about it.” I should note the fact that attempting to post this article anywhere on social media has got me the scary “Russian media” warning. Apparently there is no such warning for scary “American media.”
It’s hard to put a positive spin on any of this, but I did get to bear witness to a lovely funeral. That’s a bittersweet thing to say, but I mean we rallied and gave a hometown hero a send off that was praise worthy, complete with dress blues, bag pipes, lined streets, and small children trying to salute. It warmed my heart, it was a small bite of the America I love. Tragically he died suddenly, in the line of duty, which just seems to be another name for employment mandates, but of course no one is allowed to even say that.
It grieves me no end that innocent people have had their trust exploited, their altruism manipulated, and I just want to scream at the injustice of it all.
Here where I live a woman I know posted a wailing lamentation, “why is this even happening” in response to an article about a piece of local roadwork that will remain unworked due to it’s unfixability. However, the costs for the non repair will remain consistently sustainable, renewable, and green. I had to bite my tongue (or perhaps sit on my fingers as the case may be) because I so wanted to just say, “this is happening because you insist on voting with all the self awareness and wisdom of a poached pear.”
Needless to say, implying people have the intelligence of a poached pear is is not productive, nor a good way to win friends and influence people. If I ever do figure out how to actually win friends and influence people, I’ll let you know.
So hadn’t thought about this for decades: when I was in school, a bunch of us decided to go to the Shakespeare Festival in Stratford, Ontario, Canada (we lived in Michigan, so it was not that far), which is technically across a border, but no passport required in those days. So, being college students, some of whom were totally old enough, while there, we purchased liquor. Also, 5 pounds of butter, for the mother of the driver of the car, an immense green Cadillac (“as big as a whale”) of uncertain vintage. The plays were great. On the return trip, we were quite concerned about that liquor. In the trunk!! So when they asked us if we had anything to declare, we made sure to list that. We must have looked suspicious, though, because the Customs Officers patted down the one of us who was from Hawaii, and also had a look in the trunk, and asked us to open the cooler, and lo, there was the butter. Which we had totally forgotten to declare. It was butter, for heaven’s sake. So, they impounded it. We had to buy it back for some exorbitant fee. That was the most expensive butter we ever bought.
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Ha! Great adventures in butter smuggling!
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We lived in Port Huron for 30 years, just a couple of miles from the Blue Water Bridge, so I have my own memories of border-crossing adventures. The most memorable was when I had hopped over for an hour or two (I don’t remember why.) and was on my way back, when my newborn daughter started wailing in her car seat. As I approached the customs agents/inspectors, it occurred to me that I had no concrete proof that this screaming baby was MINE, and would my husband have to come bail out his kidnapping suspect spouse from a Canadian jail? But when I pulled up and answered the questions – citizenship, how long I was in Canada, etc. – with a red-faced screamer next to me, they waved me through. I don’t know if they figured she was mine because I was so calm about her yelling, or that I looked sleep-deprived, or they just didn’t want to have to listen to THAT any longer than they had to.
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For a long time it was illegal in some states with a strong dairy industry (Michigan might have been one) to bring butter in from out-of-state. Wisconsin had a law against selling or importing Margarine into the 1970s.
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That sounds about right. But in our case, the Officers told us that the peoblem was that we hadn’t declared it. That, and being 7 college students, one of whom looked foreign. I think they were peeved that they didn’t find the drugs they were expecting us to have. (Which we didn’t. Just that 1/2 bottle of gin. … And that contraband butter.)
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I’m curious. Was the exorcist called in to rid the home of micro-aggressions? What demon subgroup did the identity self-identify as? And most importantly, was any of Nancy’s ice cream hurt during the process?
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Ha! All good points.
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Your comparison of voters with poached pears is an insult to the intelligence of poached pears! I believe you owe the pears an apology!
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Right?! The poached pears are offended. 🙂
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Don’t worry, Gabrielle, EVERYBODY’s offended these days.
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Laughing through my tears 😭
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Due to the outlandish perversity of our culture, I think someone really needs to exorcise the demons out of this world. 🙂 Things are getting really weird.
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Yep! It certainly couldn’t hurt. Might even be worth a try. 😊
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P.S. I love how they’re so quick to conclude that Pelosi’s attacker was influenced by FOX News, when the guy didn’t even own a TV.
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Right?! I like how they just started calling him a “conspiracy theorist,” as if they could somehow connect and link him to those of us who might question official narratives.
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Speaking of Conspiracy Theories, remember how the MSM shut down and dismissed all of the stories about suspicious fires (and explosions) that have destroyed agricultural processing plants and farms? They’re still happening, BTW, but you only hear of them on local news feeds.
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Isn’t lamenting human behavior while voting for human behavior an instance of classic human behavior? And isn’t complaining at the contradictions just more of the same? Clown world, indeed. Perhaps we are more intended for our Creators’ amusement than for His glor?
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Ha! I sure hope so! I actually pray, “if we can’t give you glory today, I hope we at least amuse you.” My own kids often made me laugh, so I think that’s a worthy gift to offer our Creator, too.😊
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It just gets weirder and weirder, doesn’t it? Regarding the eggs, I have seen several people switch eggs from the expensive carton to the cheaper carton, and recently we have found cartons missing one egg. Perhaps people are engaging in their own local egg-smuggling as well. Time to break out the “egg-detectors” at the front door or at least check people’s pockets for rogue eggs. As for Nancy? There are no words. BTW we just got word today that there are more egg shortages on the way for the next few weeks. “Eggs” category must have landed on the roulette wheel this week.
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Ha! Yep, people really are stealing eggs out of the cartons. We used to check for broken eggs before buying, now we check for missing eggs. What makes it so dumb is yes, they’re twice as much as they were a few months ago, but still a relatively inexpensive item. People are not starving, they’re protesting, rebelling or just plain crazy.😊
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One of the comments after the RT article noted that eggs are 50 cents/dozen in Moscow. China reported that the joint Russian-Chinese railway they delivered surpassed its previous freight record because Russia has surplus gas to sell. The Arab States were forced to accept Chinese and Russian currency over the Dollar to stay competitive. Meanwhile, Europe is paying exorbitant prices (like 10-20x higher) for American and Canadian natural gas. That’s causing shortages here, so now they want to ban gas stoves (for us, not Europe).
As usual, Ameroboobs flew into a panic attack on cue from the MSM over Ukraine; and as usual shot themselves in the foot while the crony-capitalists laugh all the way to the bank.
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Laughing hard while visualizing Nancy suddenly blinking back into the underworld. Who will then protest the feet of 6’ers on her desk?
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