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I recently had reason to bring out my wedding dress and my first thought was, I have no idea where it is or even if I still have it. My second thought was, sheesh, I have entirely too much stuff.
Naturally I can remember right where it was some 20 years ago, but I am no longer this house’s Keeper of the Stuff with a running inventory going in in my head 24/7. Where’s my socks from forth grade? Do you remember that Christmas card my mother sent me three years ago? Have you seen my keys? I used to be able to answer all these questions, but at some point I decided that keeping track of Other People’s Things used up too much of my available energy.
I eventually found the dress above the hot water heater next to an extra roll of insulation, some old books, and oddly, a box of unmatched shoes. It’s been at least ten years, so I threw the shoes out. There is no doubt in my mind that all the matching shoes lost over the years are now going to suddenly appear and I will regret having taken such drastic measures, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
My dress was a complete mess, covered in dust and spider webs, yellowed with age, and it smelled like cigars. No one around these parts even smokes cigars, but whatever. I decided to just toss it in the washing machine to kill the spiders and the cigars, which one should never do of course. I think I was halfway hoping it would just disintegrate and I would be done with it.
Alas, it survived the wash and came out a lovely ivory or amber color. The yellowing of age is an improvement, it ads a certain touch of elegance. I dared not throw it in the dryer, so I sat there clinging this wet and wrinkled dress and remembering all it had been through.
We didn’t have much money so I made all our dresses for our wedding. I had just gone to the dentist, so my tooth was throbbing something fierce when I went to buy material. We didn’t have a car that would stay running, so we had to catch a ride that day. That dress heard all my cursing before it was even born.
We used to use it for dress up when my kids were small. It was a great princess dress. I kid you not, a litter of kittens were actually born on it because it had slid off its hanger and lay in the back of the closet, a convenient pet bed. I should have just thrown it away at that point, but wait, it gets even better! We actually had a baby goat come right into the house and eat one of the sleeves. He did other things on the dress, too.
I used it as a table cloth at Christmas time. I draped a baby bassinet with it. I mended it and ironed it, laundered it, and cared for it. I let many people try it on over the years, children and brides to be. People dreaming of proms, costume parties, and being in a play. There is something about that dress that just speaks of resilience, a fierce clinging to what is good, and a stubborn refusal to let go.
I think what I like best about that dress is that it knows what is important. It opened its arms up to new kitten life, it snuggled a baby goat, it let children trample on it just to hear their laughter, and it dressed up our table for family celebrations.
I’m really not sentimental about it, it’s a rather ugly dress now, worn out, stained, with a broken zipper, and far too tiny for me to ever fit in again, but it is a reflection of me, of how I’d like to be at the end of my life, well loved and all used up, nothing fancy, but nothing wasted.
It’s a dress of victory, a warrior’s dress all tattered from battle.
Sounds like you could anchor your autobiography around your escapades with your wedding dress.
I especially like the photo of the girl with the big black boots on. I imagine that’s what Daria Morgendorfer looked like on her wedding day. I miss Daria.
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Ha! I did not watch much Daria, so I only vaguely know who she was. Her character is sometimes used as an icon for the personality type “intp,” which I seem to align with.
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My wedding dress has not had so many adventures! It has been hiding in a cedar chest for almost twenty years. Before that, it was at the back of the closet. However, my old “prom” dress has served as a Galadriel costume.
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Oh what fun, a Galadriel costume! I now have the urge to go thrifting and get one. You’ll probably find me up here in the 9th circuit of hell, having gone quit mad, tending to my garden in an old prom dress and mumbling something about hobbits. 🙂
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I hope your husband captures this on camera. For posterity’s sake, of course. Not to post to social media. 😉
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What a lovely homage to a valiant dress!! Says a whole lot about you that you are that open hearted and open armed as to share that valiant dress so many times in so many ways! That’s a wonderfully generous spirit!!
It would make a great book or even short story!
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A beautiful memoir! Love the photo, especially the boots 😀
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Aah yes, the yellowing, the character, the additional uses.
Tempis fugit too right?
Anyway, loved the observations-
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Amen, Gabrielle! The world and everything in it will burn up. Only people will live forever. We need to love people and use things, not the other way around.
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Love the last line. I’m glad my got her wedding dress she thought about not buying it but your last line is very powerful and validating
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My wedding dress lacks many years of adventure. It was rolled up tightly and smashed into a Samsonite makeup kit. It seems their “after life” are much like their wearers.
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