I have 3 laptops in various shades of disrepair all duct taped together and they have simply become irredeemable, so I have one coming next week. Seriously, life is too short for this nonsense. You should have a chuckle picturing me with an old bluetooth keyboard because none of my keyboards work, trying to type onto a machine with no screen so I can’t even see what I am doing. And of course the whole mess is festooned with extension cords because we haven’t had a functioning battery in years.

So bear with me.