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The Babylon Bee of course,

“Are ESV Thinline Editions Promoting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Our Nation’s Bibles?”

Ha! This just cracked me up. I have one of those bibles, she is sleek, slim, and totally promoting unrealistic beauty standards. I also find the leather trim at the bottom to be quite patriarchal.

To make matters worse, the rich brown chocolate at the top is such a temptation it actually has bite marks in it. Don’t judge me.

“Real Bibles have curves,” Gotta love the Babylon Bee, totally hysterical.

A far better option is the other bible  I have that is held together with rubber bands and duct tape, because as they say, a bible that is truly falling apart, belongs to a woman who isn’t.