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I read an article on facebook called, “Ten Ways Women Chase Men Away,” because, well because one never knows when they might need to chase men away and so I thought perhaps it would be good information to have.
Sheesh. Those women weren’t even trying! I mean, if you’re going to chase a man away at least put some effort in it. It was all very coy, like give him an icy stare. Scowl. Refuse to be happy. Complain about everything.
I had to go back and read the article a second time and then it dawned on me, ah ha! We’re not actually trying to chase men away in this article, we trying to learn how not to chase them away accidentally. Well now I’ve gone and wasted ten minutes of my life I can never get back…….
Apparently no one writes useful articles full of clever questions for wives trying to chase men away like, don’t you have something outside you should be tinkering with? Do you have any friends or is that why you married me? Or my favorite, Seriously? Are you still here??
A lady I once knew used to call it getting underfoot. First you throw the kids outside, then you figure out how to get rid of the men, and then you have the whole house to yourself and life is good….
patrickhawthorne01 said:
All my wife has to do to get rid of me is say, “You know, I’ve been thinking….” RUN FOREST RUUUUNNNN!!!
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insanitybytes22 said:
Bahahaha! Good one, Patrick. We could call that preemptively fleeing the crime scene. Self preservation in action. 🙂
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silenceofmind said:
Women chase me away when they tell me how handsome I am.
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Wally Fry said:
What Silence said. It’s a curse for sure.
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anon said:
I always get a lot of attention from men.
When I showed up at the mall wearing that new minke coat (I’d made myself, from one of those whales), I got the most attention ever! From men in uniform especially.
…free accommodations, even. In a place so plush there was even padding on the walls!
😉
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Citizen Tom said:
Icy stare. Scowl. Refuse to be happy. Complain about everything. I wondered what that was all about.
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Ash said:
Reminds me of that movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
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SLIMJIM said:
With a title like that my first thought was along the same line as your expectation…that its to genuinely chase men giving improper attention away…
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