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Just once, I’d like to phone them up and hear,
“Lady, we have no flippin clue what is wrong with your TV and internet. Cue the Twilight Zone music, because what you are describing isn’t even possible. Could you be living in a vortex or something? Have you considered just praying over your internet connection?”
“Technically it’s simply not possible for you to lose the sound on five TV channels while half a dozen others are now in Spanish. That simply defies the laws of the universe. I really have no idea what corporate is doing, beyond just completely messing with your head. Have you got enemies working over there or something?”
Alas, the struggle is real.
Sorry about the struggle, but thank you for that telepathic post. It was timely. J.
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🙂
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You could add…”Just one moment…we will check for any reported extraterrestrial activity in your area.” 🙂
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Then there is this:
A car drives by your house and the lights go off. A possible rainstorm and the phone line goes dead. You are talking to a friend a mile away and the cell phone goes dark. You hit ‘download,’ and the toaster short circuits.
And we are supposed to believe that a phone conversation happened from earth to the moon, without voice or audio delayin real time, in an age when wireless tech was lousy, going through the other side of heaven……..past the radiation belts………
Really? what’s up with that? But I’m just a simple man. msb 😉
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Ha! Well said.
Kind of like how some people refuse to believe in anything “supernatural,” but they’re good with believing a bunch of monkeys sitting in front of keyboards can communicate with one another across the planet using satellites and wi/fi. Like that’s not weird. 😉
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You’ll like this speaking of supernatural.
A lady walks into a fast food joint and orders a wi-fi. Clerk said ‘huh?’
Said she saw the sign ‘free wi-Fi ‘ and wanted to try one.
There is a guileless charm about that, but still…..
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Ha! 🙂
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I have DSL. So long as it works, I will leave it alone.
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off-topic here but ib, do you remember those nazi signs back in post-election that i declared were done by anti-trumpers?
turns out i was 100% right…
http://episcopaldigitalnetwork.com/ens/2017/05/03/church-organist-arrested-in-post-election-vandalism-at-episcopal-congregation-in-indiana/
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Yep! You did good. Lots of deception in the world right now.
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Your Internet situation has all the ear marks of the same Russian hack that doomed Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
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I’ll have to check and make sure I’m not stashing a server in my closet or something. Also, if Dimitri and Boris can make my TV work, I’d gladly hand them all my emails.
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As a person whose living centers around other people’s TV and internet, this cracked me up.
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Great…💟💟👌
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