Okay, “love” may be a slight exaggeration. It could even be tinged with some sarcasm.
I’d say “grow where you’re planted” but I’m pretty sure the marijuana lobby now has a copyright on that phrase.
“We’re so happy we wet our plants!”
We don’t tan. We don’t rust either. We just slowly corrode like a sheet of aluminum until our pallor matches our grey skies. No surprise vampires blend right in.
Leg shaving season opens April 30! Of course, you need a permit before you can cut anything in this state…..
Our government passed a law in 1983 making it illegal for us to have any sort of evacuation plan in the event of nuclear attack.ย This was done to “promote peace.”
Where I live we have a “shelter in place” mandate. In the event of a nuclear attack we’re ordered to stay put. It probably doesn’t really matter one way or the other. As far as I know, no one has ever out ran a nuclear bomb anyway. I guess it’s just the thought that counts.
Or would have counted……
Debbie L said:
Funny but sad! We would love to visit all 48 states but Washington isn’t high on our list. Mainly because of your cute picture! ๐
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insanitybytes22 said:
Well shoot! I’ll just have to go South to visit you guys ๐
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Debbie L said:
Ahhhh! Now that you mentioned it, I’d come just to meet you in person!!! ๐
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patrickhawthorne01 said:
Hmmm….At least you are not listed as last in everything good and first in everything bad, as with Louisiana.
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insanitybytes22 said:
Ha! Well, we are running a stiff competition, doing our very best to top Louisiana.
In all fairness, I don’t think we’ve been a state quite as long. We’re still trying to figure out how to break absolutely everything, I mean….how to govern ourselves. ๐
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Wally Fry said:
Wow
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insanitybytes22 said:
LOL! Hush Wally, there is always my back up plan, coming to live in your storm shelter. ๐
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Wally Fry said:
Hey, that would work. In fact, I just put chairs and a fan down there. We are ready!
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insanitybytes22 said:
Amen! Simple living, here I come. I’ll bring the spam ๐
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Mel Wild said:
I have two sons who live in Bellingham. They love it there (of course, they may be vampires). It is a beautiful state. We camped on Mt. Baker last year and drove by all the lovely little mom and pop cannabis bakeries. Wow…dude! ๐
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insanitybytes22 said:
LOL! Wow dude, indeed. Glad you had a nice time. It is beautiful here. ๐
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The Night Wind said:
San Francisco declared itself a ‘nuclear-free zone’ on the belief that presumed enemy forces will fire their missiles elsewhere. Needless to say, SF is big on ‘gun-free zones’; I imagine that a nuclear-free zone will be just as effective.
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insanitybytes22 said:
LOL! Yep. One of the issues with social justice and making the personal political is that you will always serve the narrative, “the cause,” rather than the people.
In theory, government is really supposed to be in the business of protecting us….
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Julie said:
Oh my.
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craftysurf said:
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SLIMJIM said:
I enjoy visiting the state though that constant cloud makes it hard for me to live out there.
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