“Lena Dunham says she is skinnier because of Donald Trump”
Sorry, just having a catty moment here. Our celebrities always have a way of writing their own punch lines.
“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food… Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness, and you, too, will lose weight.’”
When our extremely well off, talentless, over pampered, celebrity class starts whining about their “soul crushing pain,” I tend to lose my cookies. Soul crushing pain is knowing a talentless twit like Lena is in the world making millions of dollars in undeserved book deals AND loosing weight, while I’m chasing the never-ending Holy Grail of just keeping the lights on.
See, there's this thing called biology... 
But on the “When Life gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade” bright side, Lena can now create, publish and market the “Soul Crushing Pain” Diet. She might do real well!
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LOL! Good point. I bet she’d make a fortune.
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I think that the left doesn’t realize that people on the right were equally outraged by Obama’s election. The only difference is in the way that each side has responded. In the case of the left, without…hmmm….what was that word that they used during the Bush years? Oh yeah. Gravitas.
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True. I don’t remember Obama helping me to lose any weight however. 🙂
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Well, I do recall becoming nauseous with his disregard of the rule of law and may have lost my lunch on occasion. Does that count? 😀
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LOL! I guess that’s something! A few times we were given the choice of paying for Obamacare or buying food, so he was on the right track.
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Can I say in my most polite voice that THAT woman makes my eyes hurt, my ears weep, and the idea of long sharp fingernails on a sleek blackboard……….well you get the point. No, I better not say it. 😉
That would not be very Christian would it? Ha, at least I did not call her a fool. Good one ib, short and sweet.
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Ha! Not very Christian of me either, but she sure does have a way of causing me some soul crushing pain herself.
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Soul crushing. Nice.
Now you bring up another good point here. The wrong perception that believers should not be tough as nails while also being sweet as honey.
It’s a dance you would say.
Here we are, come roll over us with your steamroller. We are believers and we lay down our lives for your convenience! No!
Wrong is wrong, and God gave us mouths to point to daylight. I guess I would be abraded for citing the word ‘bastard,’ yet it is the stolen and improper usage that has assigned a meaning never intended.
I say ‘press on’ dmanit. 😉
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“I say ‘press on’ dmanit.”
LOL! Sounds precisely like something the Apostle Paul might have said. I may have to post that one on my fridge.
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That would be such a compliment, when your kids say ‘what is that?’
…..you could say just blew in from some friendly storm. haha
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Wow, one of the many agonizing first-world problems we face here in America. Maybe a gofundme could be started to help poor Lena get treatment. 🙂
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Ha! First world problems, indeed.
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I have gone up a pant size in the last 3 months. Perhaps The Donald will cure me.
Amen
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Ha! Cheesy fries, Wally. I ate some two years ago and they’re still affecting me.
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Ha…yeah I gotta stop that stuff IB. I don’t labor like I used to and my metabolism is adjusting faster than my habits.
Not to worry; The Donald’s got this.
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Thanks for sharing! Now I know what he meant by ‘Making America Great Again’
Wow!
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LOL! 😉
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Ugh. I’m probably way far on the left end of the spectrum compared to most of your readers, and even I find Lena Dunham absolutely insufferable. In a way, I’m somewhat fascinated by the bizarro world that is her headspace, but I know if I even try to scratch the surface, I’d probably run away screaming in terror. And I write horror fiction for a living.
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Ha! Thanks for the chuckle, you made me laugh. I think a whole lot of people find her insufferable. Maybe that’s why she gets these million dollar deals?
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This is an example of a woman who is allowing Trump to have way too much power over her life. This is not the way to react t him.
So far, I have many criticisms of Trump’s character and policy, but I use it to laugh at him at times, and other times I use it to take a stand and make a difference in the way I want to. Use him for your own betterment. She may have lost weight, but by being depressed, which isn’t good.
Jeffrey Wright tweeted, “May the election of Trump bring forth the fiercest, smartest, toughest generation of ass-kicking women this country could possibly imagine.”
Guess what, both Trump supporters and Trump haters love that quote. Because it doesn’t matter if you love him or hate him, using him to be better and take a stand is a positive thing.
You know, I lost 15 pounds in one month when my mom passed away. To me, that’s a legit reason to be depressed and lose weight. But then again, I almost wound up at the hospital myself during that time because I was too malnutritioned.
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“Because it doesn’t matter if you love him or hate him, using him to be better and take a stand is a positive thing.”
Well there you go! Love him or hate him, if he drives people to be better, then that’s a good thing.
The message Lena is sending to girls who may not know better is pretty appalling, too. As if you can or should just starve yourself as a kind of protest.
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This has become a never ending saga which is really getting old. I’m so sick of celebrities complaining about the election, their psychological disorders because of it and their use of a public platform that no one listens to except other nuts like them. Come on people, let’s move on!
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Ha, Ha, Ha … the fat cats are ‘losing’ weight? Ironically, the underling meaning of ‘hypocrite’ is ‘false-faced’ – as in masquerading – pretending to be something your NOT, acting as a character in representation of a personified ideology. The ‘entertaining community’ lives in an alter-reality where their rhetoric actually has replaced truth with meaningless relativity – which is amusing when desiring a good fantasy read – but NOT for interpreting real life!
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I don’t know this woman, don’t care to know this woman just as I care not for the majority of the acting and entertaining sector of our society—I’ve basically stopped watching current-day movies, most of television etc and never watched things like Oscars and Grammies—as the entire lot is a bunch of tiresome spoiled brats who leave me bored with their behavior—over payed winning, “beautiful” people who seem to enjoy themselves more than anything or anyone else sadly—empty shallow folks who have forgotten their job is to act and entertain…that’s it—a position where they are paid enormous amounts of money to make us laugh or cry—to play a character…for pure entertainment’s sake—and yet they have decided their role is that of educator…I think not…..
if one of them quits eating due to a presidential election, well, may they just go spend their time at any homeless shelter or soup kitchen scattered around this country and see how the “real” people fight to live…..
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I love your rants. They always cheer me right up. 🙂
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yea, sorry about that 🙂
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Don’t be sorry, it’s charming. 🙂
I don’t watch much TV or movies, either. It’s really healthier that way. My head is crammed full of having seen way too much already.
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truly… as life if far worse then what they try to portray in film–the effects from which are far more long lasting then in film
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We have one TV in house. My lady watches it. She doesn’t need cable. Because of the aluminum siding the antenna (rabbit ears) does not work well (no local channels). Apparently, we get satellite signals through the roof. Whatever it is my lady likes watching the news from France. It is in English mostly, but she can speak French. So it doesn’t matter to her which language they use. Also, they cover the major US news events.
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I think a lot of these celebrities are more upset with the fact that they no longer have free access to abortion to prevent themselves from having unwanted and unintended (meaning I thought I could have sex and get away with it) children.
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Some celebs just want attention…they become themselves a clickbait
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I would LOVE your opinion on my latest blog post! 🙂 https://goldisfromaliens.com/2017/02/17/we-both-wear-spanx-and-other-things-i-have-in-common-with-donald-trump/
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LOL, sounds interesting! I’ll be happy to read. 🙂
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Thank you! ❤
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LOL. Celebrities are ridiculous. It is the media that have put these people on pedestals. Do I really care what the celeb-lib has to say? Absolutely NOT! But, a lot of people do. A lot of people also care that Beyonce is having twins. OMG, TWINS? Woo freaking hoo…I’m not positive, but I don’t think Beyonce is the first human to ever have twins. Wait, I said human didn’t I? I meant god-like figure…
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