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“Lena Dunham says she is skinnier because of Donald Trump”


Sorry, just having a catty moment here. Our celebrities always have a way of writing their own punch lines.

“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food… Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness, and you, too, will lose weight.’”

When our extremely well off, talentless, over pampered, celebrity class starts whining about their “soul crushing pain,” I tend to lose my cookies. Soul crushing pain is knowing a talentless twit like Lena is in the world making millions of dollars in undeserved book deals AND loosing weight, while I’m chasing the never-ending Holy Grail of just keeping the lights on.