1.Too much Hugging.

2.Shaking hands spreads the flu

3. Worship music is too weird

4.I don’t like the piano.

5.The youth pastor wears skinny jeans

6. They never turn the heat up.

7. They always turn the heat up.

8. Too much talk about worldly things, like  hunger and poverty.

9. No gluten free,vegan snacks at coffee hour.

10. They keep telling us to read the bible

I could never be a pastor. Seriously, I think I’d just kill people. I’d probably get off on an insanity plea, too.