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“A Rhode Island man opened fire on his neighbor’s home this week — using corncobs and a homemade potato gun.link here

This story just made me laugh. Oddly, I do not find it surprising at all. All in good humor here, but such shenanigans always remind me of God’s words, “it is not good that the man should be alone,” as in perhaps he should not be left unattended for long periods of time? One has no idea what kind of trouble he might get himself into.

So God says, “I will make him a helper fit for him.” Some versions say “help meet,” some versions say a “suitable helper,” but the key point there is “fit for him.” Anyone who thinks women as a group are somehow inferior or defective, remember those words, “fit for him.”

Sometimes all you can do is roll your eyes, mutter those words under your breath, it is not good that the man should be alone, and start shucking the corn for him. Why? Because mass, velocity, and physics. Also, if you coat the cobs with Crisco first they tend to go much faster…….

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