There’s an ad on TV for Valentine’s Day that has been annoying me for a few weeks now. This guy completely demolishes the kitchen trying to make blueberry pancakes because “she loves them,” and in his childish incompetence he’s trying to figure out where she’s keeps the fire extinguisher because he’s just about set the kitchen on fire. Then we pan out to the diamonds he is also going to buy her, as if to compensate for his ineptitude, as if he owes her this jewelry to make up for his complete failure as a human being.
I’m really sensitive to advertising, to messaging, and to the presentation of men as bungling, incompetent, and inept children. It’s a trend that has gotten really bad in the last decade. That is one issue, it’s very demeaning towards men, outright sexist really, and I wonder what is the motivation, what is the intent? Why are we working so hard to portray men as incompetent? Who benefits from that, what is the payoff?
Let me also tell you, this ad is the precise opposite of romance. I’m chuckling here, because I’m sure there are multiple issues going on within this one ad that are far more important than the complete dousing of cold water that just kills romance, but that is what I want to focus on anyway.
I could not have come up with a better series of romance killers if I had tried. First off we never see this man, so no visuals. Second, we introduce the vision of a completely demolished kitchen, because what woman is not charmed by thoughts of having to clean the kitchen? Next we have this really starchy stack of blueberry pancakes dripping with butter, which conjures up not only body image issues and calorie fears, but that completely non sexual feeling of having over eaten. And now the kitchen is on fire, yet another distraction.
This is better than a polar dip on New Year’s day when it comes to killing romance and desire. There I am, feeling all bloated from those pancakes, distracted by a messy kitchen, trying to put out a fire, and now forced to feel maternal towards this incompetent man-child. I don’t know how many times I have to say it, but women are not attracted to their children. Maternal feelings are not romantic feelings!
Let’s add financial worries to the mix, because to compensate for his complete lack of appeal and epic sexual failure as a human being, he must now buy diamonds to soothe his own ego, to reaffirm his own worth. Now the gift isn’t even about me! I’m actually starting to feel really resentful and annoyed…
So what is really attractive, romantic? The complete opposite of everything in this ad. Women like that elusive thing we sometimes call confidence, competence, grown up men who are capable. We can be easily distracted by grocery lists, chores, the pressing need to clean a messy kitchen. We like men we can look up to, perceive with some kind of respect. And I don’t want to speak for every woman, but in general when we pig out on pancakes, it does not trigger a desire to suddenly start running laps or engage in exercise of a more intimate sort.
The man in this ad would have done better if he had just loaded the dishwasher, tossed her an orange, and handed her a rock he found on the beach, as if it were a diamond, as if this rock possessed great worth and value, because he has great worth and value, and he took the time to collect it for her. Ah, now is that not the sweetest thing ever? I’m feeling the romance already.
One last thing, that playful nature of little boys, that innocence and propensity for mischief in men, that can be very sweet and charming, but in small, infrequent doses and preferably never involving a fire extinguisher.
madblog said:
Laughing out loud! Haha I often wonder just what those advertisers are thinking. I used to think something was wrong with me!
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insanitybytes22 said:
Ha! I’m glad you laugh, too. Nope, nothing wrong with you at all. 😉
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Julie Sheppard aka Reiko Chinen said:
Loved what you had to say here. You made some great points. We really need to stop bashing the men.
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Jack Flacco said:
I haven’t seen the ad, but your perspective rocks. Hilarious to know I’m not the only guy who questions advertisers whenever they come up with a ridiculous commercial!
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insanitybytes22 said:
Thank you for visiting and for having a laugh with me.
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oneta hayes said:
The men in my life as a whole have been solid, respectable, and honorable; I am very prone to taking offense at the nonsense supposedly representing men. Thanks for speaking my piece. When I get out on a limb too far, I remind myself that every woman has not been blessed with honorable men. But as you depict this ad, this man appears to be honorable yet held in mockery.
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oneta hayes said:
And let me add, since my husband and I share money as needed, I would be mighty angry if he spent more than fifty bucks for a Valentine gift for me. A nice rock for the flower garden sounds wonderful.
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insanitybytes22 said:
Ha! Me too, always practical about the money! Thanks for reading and for understanding. I’ve been blessed by good men too, so it gets a bit irritating to see them portrayed so negatively.
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Katie Moriarty said:
Totally agree! My husband is the most competent man I have ever met. He really takes care of me and I try to do the same for him. He can do pretty much anything and he loves to get stuck in and make things happen. That’s why I love him. And I don’t need diamonds from him, its the things he does, says, and the thought he puts into our relationship daily that make him romantic and fulfil me emotionally as his wife.
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insanitybytes22 said:
Ahh, how sweet. I love to hear a bit of hubby love and praise. 😉
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