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Somebody asked me how I planned to vote. Being one who totally believes in free and fair elections where the best candidate wins, I am clearly planning to vote however the Bilderbergers tell me to vote, something they will obviously program me to do through the little alien implant in my head. Trust me, I’m very compliant. The last thing I want to do is go back the Bohemian Grove.

On the other hand it’s probably more cost-effective to just gaslight me through TV, social media, pharmaceuticals, and assorted brainwashing tactics. A bit like Pavlov’s dog, I will salivate according to my conditioning and enthusiastically seek the feelz-good. I just wish our alien lizard overlords would learn more rewards, less punishments. It’s a far more effective tactic. Just pet me…..or send me 500 bucks. Those who will not be beholden to special interests, speak for yourselves. Personally, I could really use the cash.

Allow me to give a special shout out to Donald Trump here, his rhetorical trickery and mastery of the biological bliss hits, is pretty impressive. Also something I predicted would happen a few years back. People are starved for justice, for the opportunity to kick a little behind. As much as we dislike bullies, we all want to be one. Or at least standing behind one. Trump’s play on male and female psychology is phenomenal. No wonder he is so rich.  I don’t particularly like him, but I have been compelled to laugh out loud a few times when I caught him playing off people’s biology. Very slick. Very effective. Men especially, are going to be mesmerized. They like bad boys, too.

It’s not just Diebold that delivers…

I did not watch the debates, although I over heard parts of it and eavesdropped on several discussions. If I were given a choice in this election, I would lean towards Ben Carson. Inspire, revive, restore, just beautiful. My jaded eyes don’t believe he stands a chance, however. On the other hand, this time last year I was somewhat convinced we wouldn’t even make it to the next election, so I have been known to be wrong.  Of course, we aren’t there yet….

Were I live in Liberal Utopia, Bernie Sanders is all the rage. He very cleverly plays to those who believe only they are smart, caring, and compassionate enough to know what’s best for all people. Also, they are engaged in a war against the establishment, against the man, against, against…..well, they are all rebels without a clue. Occupy Something…..we are the 99%! What do we want?? We don’t know, but we want it NOW.

I had an interesting almost-conversation with a bernie-dine who informed me that people who were calling Bernie a socialist were all just racists. I tried to say, “I think he really is a socialist and a white guy too, isn’t he?” He just shook his head in disgust and said, “This is what we’re up against, people trying to call him a Nazi.”

I just smiled politely. It’s nearly impossible to talk to people who’s alien implant is obviously shorting out. Somebody should call the Bilderbergers and report a defective unit.

Actually, if anybody knows the Men in Black, would you send them my way?  I could really use a few zaps from that blinky thing about now.

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