So we had a gunfight at the OK Corral. Actually it was more like a nick from a stray bullet. The news alerts us by informing us a couple of guys had been arguing all day before gunfire erupted, but their names and addresses will not be released because there is no threat to the general public. There is no threat to the general public because these two are primarily believed to be a danger to each other and to their own selves.
As if that doesn’t make them instantly recognizable to everyone within 50 miles! Did I mention this was a small town?
The discrepancy between the formality of the cops versus everybody knowing immediately who they’re talking about gave me a laugh.
This town is so small, our bank was robbed and ten years later it was robbed again….by the same guy. They put wanted posters up and everybody said, “that guy looks so familiar, can’t really put my finger on it, but he just kind of looks like a bank robber…”
Anyway, have some pie.